1000 Days of Celibacy: A Race Against the Cockatoo

Join '1000 Days', the celibate blogger read around the world, as she embarks on a thousand day, sex-less quest to find the elusive Mr. Possibility. Through her sarcastic commentary on the dating world and her many dating mis-adventures, we enter a world of scheming 'Bar-Whores,'Rocky 'Quasi-Relationships' and lying 'Cockatoos'. So sit back, grab a glass of wine and a slice of pie, and read about what it takes to survive the dating world. Oh, and learn why it's important to learn to say - Screw You, Cockatoo.