1001 Dad Jokes

Why dont owls go on dates when its raining? Because its too wet to woo. Whats brown, stinks, and sounds like a bell? Dung. What award does the Dentist of the Year receive? A little plaque. Everyone loves dad jokes. Cheesier than a four-cheese pizza, they defy you not to laugh, even if its more in pity than genuine amusement. This bumper collection of 1001 of the most excruciating dad jokes and corny puns is guaranteed to make you groan out loud. Dont say you havent been warned.