A Collection of Short Stories

What happens when a paranoid, fast-walking spider scouts a happy home? Who knows? What happens when you try to mash all the titles of all the short stories into this together? Nothing good, but this book tries to mash stories with varying settings, themes, and tones together with zero success regardless. Nobody get's what they want in any of the stories, just as you'll never get your time back after reading this book, so why not sign up today?