A Stupid Boys Diary

It's a good bet you don't know me...But who wouldn't want to read somebody else's diary...Somebody at work said to me at the start of the year that wouldn't it be cool to have a diary, which at first I thought not really you loser. But the more I had thought about it, the more appealing and cooler it sounded. I...Jason James Johnson...The Diary Keeper! It sounded mysterious, it sounded exotic...almost...like I would gain some form of Super Power. Maybe wherever I walk in the future, diaries will fling towards me, like I am a human magnet for diaries I thought...Hmmm! There is always random things happening to me that sometimes sound so stupid and make me look dumb, that I thought why not keep a record of these times. So here it is...my diary as such ...or more of a record of crazy events of 2011. A year in the life of a regular stupid boy.