Ahha... Guide to the Golden Age

This "AhHa Guide..." is a curious combination of a 'Joy ride' of discovery, bizarre insights, and a mythic "Hero's journey" ascending up a mountain of Higher consciousness, based on a three law ten step vertical structure. As it ascends in our present "Ascension" timeline, it rises to the climax having minor AhHa moments, and major AhHa moments of scintillating insight, and perhaps even an epiphany or two (depending on the prevailing winds)and most definitely a few chuckles or even more serious laughs on its "Journey to the Stars..."

Comments by humans and non-humans.... some quite alive most just not quite physically...

HARPO MARX ".................................................................................................................."

GROUCHO MARX..."Hmm never knew Harpo was so eloquent. Unlike Harpo I usually have a lot to say but this book leaves me almost speechless, so maybe I'll just stop right here. Well Ok I learned a lot from it, though what that was I'm still trying to figure out. Of course now that I lost my body I have lots of time to think about all this. Anyways for what it's worth I highly recommend this book. Just go out and buy it and read it or at least buy it. Help him out he still owes the printers for all his high philosophizing".

WOODY ALLEN...."Speaking for myself presently residing in a living body, I also highly recommend this very daunting attempt at literature. It too left me speechless though for a different reason than Groucho. It was mainly something I ate I think. Anyways he did get me thinking. He happened to touch on the three 'taboo topics' I have dealt with ever so lightly in many of my plays and films...." Sex.... Death and God". I find those subjects tend to take away my appetite, or at least give me deep angst for a period of time, mainly cause I still haven't figured them out. But he seems to, so maybe that's a good enough reason for people to buy this book".

GAUTAMA THE BUDDHA .... "Speaking from my vantage point 2500 years before this present time, I actually found this book enlightening, well almost enlightening... ok not really. The real awakening is considerably deeper than this book (a universe deeper). But it was a noble attempt at explaining the explainable. And I did like the jokes. I'm sure JC would agree... Gate, gate, bhodhi swaha bhodhi gate gate... (gone, gone far beyond, gone far far beyond)

...AND NOW AT LONG LAST THANK THE LORD (excerpt from last chapter)

GOD'S LAST WORDS

"Quite a game isn't it... this life thing? Like I said earlier I like life.. it's something to do. I enjoy it immensely, keeps me entertained... like for eternity. Glad he left me a chance to say a few words here, after Christ's words of course, its only fitting. We're all the same team after-all. This is how I arrange things in the universe unlike the Devil he's gets everything upside d...