Alan's Lesswilling Chronicles

Since his wife left him for Chuck and the local Co-op closed down, Alas has stumbled through the uncharted waters of 21st century life. He still can't tell a vibrator from a can opener but he has successfully eradicated preserved lemons and canned artichokes from his cupboards and he now has a bucket list as well as a Dyson. He may not be as unhappy as he was but here's still plenty to tax him.
>. Will he ever find a new cardigan at a price he's prepared to pay?
. Was that really the last ever episode of Line of Duty?
. Who in God's earth invented quinoa and how do you say it?
>This is the second in the series, following on from the hugely sucessful first book, published last year, 'Alam's Lesswilling Chronicles: monologues from an unhappy man'.