Around the world without legs and one arm

As a legless amputee and only with one arm, Alex got invited by a friend to the USA. There he get married by a woman who is a big drunk and who love male amputees. But he get deported and end up in Brazil, where he lives in the dangerous Favela from Rio de Janeiro where he takes care of many street children. He goes out with local bandits, but after many crazy adventures he end up in jail and get deported again. He find his way through many crazy situations; A crazy ex girlfriend stays hunting on him. Finally he ends up in a new life in Portugal.