Awesome Jokes That Every 5 Year Old Should Know!

What do you call a puppy in the rain?

A soggy doggy!

Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because they have smelly feet!

Which snack always make you jump?

POP-corn!

What did the wolf say when he met the little pig?

Very pleased to EAT you!

Here at last: the funny jokes that every five year old needs to know.

A power pack of punchlines that’s sure to get grandfathers groaning, mothers moaning and best friends begging for more.

They’re all in here: more than a hundred classics, twisted originals, and brand new awesome jokes. With sixty easy-to-read pages and illustrations throughout for extra guffaws, it's the perfect gift for every joke-loving five year old!

All profits from this book go to children's charities working with vulnerable children (Chances for Children) and with families facing terminal illness (ellenor).