Bankers' Hours

AND YOU THOUGHT YOUR MONEY WAS SAFE!

The newest book by Gary Lukatch, Banker's Hours, is a deeply disturbing slog through the pain-filled ditches of California's long-suffering savings and loan industry. A startling expos of the brutal underside of L.A.'s most notorious and heretofore-unknown S and L groupies. The author should be wrapped in a straitjacket and confined in a maximum-security mental institution. If you buy this book, you should hunt the author down and sterilize him. If you got this book free, well, you get what you pay for.

Comments from some of the unsuspecting innocents who were sucked into buying this book because of the great cover:

"Who wrote this junk?" R.H. Silver, former S and L Assistant Vice President, Yreka, California

"Who published this piece of garbage?" R. Wellen, retired S and L Executive, Yorba Linda, California

"Gary Who?" Lynwood Light and Shopper

"Makes a GREAT birdcage liner." Neddy Seagoon, Book Reviewer, Los Angeles Globe and News

"I'm glad I got a free copy, because I'd never pay good money for this crap." Sneed Hearn, Literary Critic, New Delhi Free Press

"ALRIGHT! After 25 years my Dad finally got this thing published." Morgan Lukatch Pellettera, Author's Smartass Daughter

"I LOVE this book. I bought 53 copies to give to friends and I even wrote the New York Times Book Review people to put it on their Best Seller list. I can't say enough great things about this wonderful book." Carolyn Lukatch, Author's Mother (deceased).

"Hey, Buddy, review THIS!" Irate Husband of Former Girlfriend

" 'Tain't funny, McGee!" Molly