Become a Genius in a Year

Become the most amazing, awe-inspiring genius in the world in just one year*! (*No refunds given) This book will take you from a clever (but rather ordinary) kid to an absurdly intelligent, super-brained, hyper-genius capable of anything ? in just twelve magnificent months. From fun facts about dinosaurs to everything you need to know about spiders, plus silly Shakespearean names and a deep dive into poo and snot. Have you ever wondered about the world's pooiest places? Or which came first, the duck-billed platyupus ? or the duck? This book has all the answers. "If it's not in this book, then you definitely don't need to know it" - Dr A. Einstein* "Guaranteed to make you the envy of all your friends" - Mrs Rampton (Mike's mum)* *(These are real reviews, I promise!)