Bernard's Last Breath . . . ?

Murray L. Peters' alien yet very human fantasy; a funny yet serious take on life and love, bullying and family; and... school. Throw in some Time-travel, a lot of smells - he isn't called Boyle-Breath for nothing; an alien teacher and dog; Gypsies and Angels; a Sniper and .............oh and a Murder Mystery...then erm boil? Sprinkle on some tattooing, a few vampires; add figurines of Romeo and Juliet, and a Time-travelling priest ...and serve?!