Bits of String Too Small to Save

Ten-year-old ElizabethAnn Von Earp never intends to leave the safety of suburban No Oaks, but when her eccentric grandmother peels around the corner in a jacked-up, pimped-out, original-orange International Scout and shouts that it's time to break the space/time continuum, they dive through a badger hole into Bumblegreen. There, ElizabethAnn and a reluctant teenaged queen named Dahlia must join forces to save a forested dystopia from greedy watchmakers, toxic babies, and one particularly obnoxious Lothario.In this new world of seduction and betrayal, illusion and intuition, black arts and purple-speckled fruits, you, dear reader, must ask yourself, will magic avenge our heroine? Will technology save her? Or are ElizabethAnn, Dahlia, and their gang of malcontents already too late to repair the beautiful, mysterious, and troubled land of Bumblegreen?