Black Hat/White Hat

Married hitmen Alex and Lara Cuter have been re-tasked for a retired mobster's new hobby. After one too many robocalls and scam attempts, he sends them to visit the scammers. But the visits are not lethal: They leave the cyber-pests with a small cell phone shoved where you thought of putting one the last time your dinner was interrupted by a scam phone call. The scammers are left for the police to find, bound amid evidence of their crimes.

FBI Special Agent Cody Smutters is trying to identify the mysterious pair in black, though many in law enforcement are secretly rooting for the vigilantes. His romance with a beautiful psych profiler on the case leads to a nexus of players and the revelation of a massive conspiracy involving the mob, the government, industrialists, and even Black Hats! Will Cody be able to do anything but accept it?

Follow Alex and Lara from their college-age years as wannabees to their unexpected entry into the world of real-life hitmen. When revenge is unleashed on scammers and cybercriminals, Alex and Lara's wicked sense of humor puzzles the cops worldwide with unusual antics and a mysterious calling card that links their assignments and taunts the authorities. Chicago, Long Beach, Russia, and India are just a few of the places they visit for both lethal and scammer-revenge hits. And then a new career that's scarier than their first!

Black Hats become White Hats, mobsters provide a service to humanity, and the government dabbles in the shady side.