Blood of Kings

So, there were many things I could have done differently. 

I could have gone on a cruise and forgot about stealing a killer box from a Vampire King. 

I could have shaved my head and become a Tibetan monk.

I could have also lost my virginity to some nice Texas cowboy who wanted to introduce me to his mother. 

But instead, I went to Germany and ended up fighting Mercenaries.

I also fell in love with a Vampire King who claimed me as his. 

And now I'm in the river, and all because I decided not to just stay home and do my laundry. 

No instead... I shot a pilot.