B.M.'s Poop Tales

About B.M.'s Poop Tales: B.M.'s Poop Tales contains a variety of exhilarating and sometimes far-fetched stories. Who is B.M.? He is more than the man who shortened his name. B.M. is a storyteller and connoisseur of life's discoveries. He travels the open frontier and tries to experience all the land has to offer. B.M. shares his insights with those beckoning to listen. As you'll discover, every tale includes a reference to poop that will make you smile, but please don't step into it.About The Story of Sheriff Deuce: Larry Farnsworth watched the previous sheriff of Guano get killed. Not wanting to become the next sheriff, he has until Sunday to find a new lawman or take the job himself. Deuce Feculence is a nine-year-old boy who wants to be sheriff. While most lawmen use a pistol or a rifle, Deuce loads cow patties into his slingshot. He rarely misses his target. Facing difficult odds, he battles with outlaws as the most unique gunslinger in town.