Bodily Functions and Butt Crack

"Bodily Functions and Butt Crack" is a set of poems about our bodies' comical behaviors.

Get a good laugh at the imaginative scenarios, while relating to the topics that are not fit for the dinner table.

All ages are sure to enjoy these wacky portrayals of the things that our weird bodies' produce.

Booger, Burp, Fart, Butt Crack and many more disgusting habits that only us humans could find both amusing and embarrassing.

Read the glowing reviews for this silly book:

"As a mom of 3 boys I can recommend this book to parents everywhere. My 5th grade son is studying poetry and was completely uninterested until we searched for poetry on subjects he was interested in. Perfect find! He is laughing while learning!"

"A wonderful, honest portrayal of the most disgusting but more importantly, the most common of things that everyone has in common. I thoroughly enjoyed them as poems, contradicting the one's idea of what poetry is (pretty, deep, profound, stuff) and adding a layer of comedy to it... great illustrations they capture the style and the manner of the book perfectly!"

"We really had a good laugh. Loved the illustrations and could relate to almost all of them. Hope to see more from this author."