Brexit's a Musical Trick

* THE PERFECT BOOK FOR ANYONE WHO NEEDS CHEERING UP ABOUT BREXIT *** "Very Witty" - Dillie Keane, "Fascinating Aida".
If you enjoy Musicals and take an interest in politics this book is for you (or whoever talks about politics to you)!
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Includes a full-length Brexit musical. #BrexitsAMusicalTrick
Boris ValBoris has a "Do or Die" battle of wills with his Nemesis, Govert, and ponders "Must I Lie".
The People deplore austerity and sing (together?) "We Know What We're Voting for".
Camerine departs, and later laments "I Dreamed a Dream".
Theryline seeks to deliver something. Can she battle Laundrette? What will happen when Lord Pannini goes to the Supreme Court?
How will the mischievous Faragier ("Master of the Spiel") affect anything?
What about the four people who suddenly appear with billboard posters?
Will Theryline need the help of Arline?
How long will ValBoris and Davine endure working with Theryline after Chequers? ("One Day More")
Will ValBoris triumph?
What about the irrepressible street urchin Corboche who argues for the "Little People"? "They laugh at me because I don't have Number 10 keys, They laugh at me because of low support by MPs", but will he have the last laugh, or not?
Will the urbane Rees-Moggi be discovered lying in the House of Commons?
Grievous the MP laments "Empty Houses, Empty Benches", but then a Wise Lady who is sporting a Spider decides to tackle the Lie.
What is the resolution of ValBoris agony: "Who is this man, What sort of devil is he, To have me caught by the Benn, And then not let me go free?"
This book includes a full-length musical with familiar tunes which tells the sorry story of Brexit from 2016. Enjoy these yourself, karaoke with your friends, or even stage a concert .
Songs include:
"At the End of the Day we've a Need for a Leader", "Do or Die", "Lovely Tax Breaks", "I Saw the Polls", "One Day More - at Chequers", "Bring Him In"
"Any Deal Will Do",
"Goodbye Speaker's Green Chair",
"We are Family (I've Not Got My Sister With Me)",
"No Deal Wizard (There Has to Be a Twist)"
and "Bridge Over Doubled Borders".
The most prized assets of the National Health Service are identified in "Our Favourite Things".
Boris rages "How dare they replace me with a block of ice in "So Don't Go" but reflects "I didn't want snowflake votes anyway".
After the General Election the Prime Minister is given his "To Do" list starter with "Time Every Trade Deal".
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THE NET PROFITS FROM THIS BOOK WILL BE DONATED TO REGISTERED CHARITIES ****

This is the hilarious follow-up to the initial collection of parody by Mike Cashman & Robin Wallington, which included "Brexitian Fantasy" and "I am the Very Model of a Prejudiced Etonian" - see the videos on YouTube
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