Carnage Trois

One geek trapped in a lethal love triangleBill Ryder's past and present are about to collide. His girlfriend's been marked for death by the immortal temptress who wants him. One's a witch and the other's a vampire, which means the chances of them talking out their problems over tea are slim to none.It's bad enough Bill's too distracted by evil leprechauns and redneck werewolves to put a stop to it, but now something massive has been spotted prowling the waters of the Hudson - a harbinger of biblical proportions, forewarning of dark times to come.With a tidal wave of chaos closing in, Bill will need to choose between his friends, his feelings, and the fate of the world. Sadly, there's little hope of saving everyone he holds dear from the carnage that's about to punch him and his love life right in the moby dick.----------Join Bill Ryder in this sidesplitting vampire comedy that blends humor, horror, and stakes to the heart. If you enjoy authors like Jim Butcher, Hunter Blain, Domino Finn, or Shane Silvers, then you'll want to sink your teeth into the thrilling world of Bill of the Dead today.Don't miss out on the laughter and adventure! Grab your copy now and immerse yourself in a supernatural rollercoaster ride that will leave you craving more. Genres: Horror Comedy, Urban Fantasy, Action & AdventureContent Warning: adult language, violence, gore, sexual situations, sophomoric douchebag humor, and lots of asshole monsters