Choices

Wendell Dipmier's life is a disaster-and that's on a good day.
At 17, he's mastered the fine art of being invisible to girls, outclassed by bullies, and consistently misunderstood by the universe. But when a cigar-smoking, green-skinned monster shows up and drags him to another world, Wendell discovers he's not just a joke-he's the punchline.

This world has problems. Big ones. The kind that involve ancient evils, unspeakable horrors, and a prophecy no one bothered to explain to Wendell. Now, armed with sarcasm, a magical artifact he doesn't understand, and a knack for screwing things up, Wendell has to figure out how to save a world that's not even his.

Because if he doesn't, this isn't just the end of the world-it's the end of everything. And Wendell? Well, he's fresh out of excuses.

Choices is the first book in Chronicles of a Hero, a laugh-out-loud fantasy adventure brimming with snark, heart, and enough dark twists to leave you craving the next installment. Perfect for fans of Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams, and anyone who's ever rooted for the underdog.