Colouring Book

Avoid them. They are a vast mind experiment* conducted by the military-industrial complex on unwitting women to discover if the populace can be made to obey government edicts by monitoring how many people are prepared to colour within the lines. Once sufficient books are sold, total war is possible. Cheaper than opiates, gambling or alcohol, colouring books are also a safe mild psychedelic sedative for individuals seeking solace from a meaningless existence. The only known method for breaking the mind-control is by ignoring all black lines and becoming a conflagration of creativity.
*Unrelated to 5G experiments
This is a book that pretends to be a colouring book (although it can be used as such). It's really a book of cartoons that describes Life with all its weird and wonderful rituals in such a way that if you follow the advice offered in it you can become phenomenally successful. This manual for Life and How to Live it (a kind of analogue version of the Internet influencers of today) is an essential item for anyone starting out on the difficult road to adulthood. Buy it before you make any life-changing mistakes.

Contains 30 of the classic cartoons from the punk era of Sounds magazine.
Each cartoon is printed on a separate page in A4 format, with black print on the reverse to help avoid bleed through if coloured using felt tip pens.