Congratulations, You're Becoming a Parent

With a sincere, heartfelt cover that belies the beautiful nature of parenthood, combined with the hilariously illustrated realities of parenting on the inside (think: no sleep for years and constant cleaning up), this hilarious book is the perfect gift for any soon-to-be parent! This book brings an edgy-but-frank attitude to the parenting advice genre, and at only 48 pages it's the perfect gift for a new parent. However, there's a twist: the cover displays a beautiful "aww" moment of a parent, while the inside contains everything but. It's fun, edgy, ribald, and more than anything, real advice. This is a heads-up for any new parent in your life! With the same style humor as Go the F**k to Sleep, inside soon-to-be parents will learn that just around the corner, they will be enjoying the marvelous parenting joys such as: Sleeping in intervals of 15 minutes when the baby sleeps-if you're lucky Changing diapers around the clock Hearing the perfectly pitched cry at the most inconvenient of times (think airplanes, Zoom meetings, and every single time you go to the bathroom) Emptying the dishwasher more than you could have thought humanly possible And much more! Congratulations, You're Becoming a Parentis a funny gift for any new parent that is about to welcome a new addition-and much more work than they can even imagine-into the family