Contessa Knows...Men/Women

Partners and playmates may drive us to drink, But as you find yourself on the brink Stop going bananas And fumbling through. Just go to Contessa And she'll see you through. Marriage and romance sure have ups and downs An evening alone or a night on the town? Three strikes and I'm out Why do I always get it wrong? Seeking help can bring the same tired song. Suggestions and counsel She knows what to do, For Contessa knows men and she knows women too She's been there, she's done that She has lots of advice She makes up her mind and never thinks twice. Sassy but classy, she's certainly been around She's respected and known for standing her ground. So before you fall to an unrefined decision Go to Contessa for a proven proposition! He loves me, he loves me not Sure she loves me, but for what I've got? Dating, relationships, what's one to do