Conversations with Larry Xenomorph

Xenomorph noun - alien Tony Sterling had a great life, working on Wall Street and living on Park Avenue, then he met Larry Xenomorph! "I can't pronounce his real name without giving myself a hernia, so I call him Larry." Tony had never before experienced a severe shock, certainly nothing like the shock of an alien abduction. Then, an ER doctor introduces him to a hypodermic needle that would calm a charging rhino, and he wakes up in the mental health wing of Sunny Park Hospital. "Doc, the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth is I'm screwed!" If you're talking to aliens, you're crazy, but if it's true, how do you convince your fabulously beautiful psychiatrist that reality is indeed stranger than science fiction. And by the way, would she consider a romantic dinner with a wealthy, charming and thoroughly infatuated mental patient? "You need a really great pickup line when you're wearing a straitjacket." Romantic comedy with a sci-fi twist!