Danny Got Run Over By A Lawnmower: Snarky Stories From The Drunk's Ex-Wife

Contains Frank and Explicit Language. This wonderful collection of short stories and anecdotes illustrates surviving a marriage to an alcoholic...and coming out the other side with a sense of humor and pride still intact! Dawn believed she had found the man of her dreams in Danny; a handsome, funny man who made her feel like a teenager again. Having way too much fun to realize he was an alcoholic with the mentality of a seventeen-year-old, she jumped into a marriage that would make most women want to slit their own throats. Good decision making is not Danny's forte. Like the time Dawn lost a very good client because Danny decided he needed a drinking buddy and got the lady's horse inebriated. Or the time he decided to disassemble the Auto Train on their way to Florida. Not to mention the time he thought it was a good idea to bring a possum into the house. Whatever he does, wherever he goes, chaos follows. Hop on board to take a wild, hilarious ride with Dawn as she relives her life with Danny in a sarcastic, unique, uncensored voice that will have you laughing out loud.