Date Did What?

After my marriage ended, I took some time off to regroup and have some "Jill Time." Then after three years, I woke up one morning, and said to the Universe "I want to be in love again. Bring it on!" Well, all hell broke loose and it started raining men. All I can say is that I should have been more specific.This is the story of my Johns'. No, not THOSE kind of Johns'. Gimme some credit. It's the story of my weird, perilous and sometimes (often) hilarious world of dating. I've named them ALL John and assigned them a number. Do you really think that I can remember all 47 names? Not likely.Buckle up ladies and gents. I went through this, so you don't have to.You're welcome.