Dear Cow, Not Now, I'm Busy!

Inside you will find many poems that you will want to read again and again, including: "Glad to be a Gladiator," "General Broccoli," and "A Flibble, A Flobble, A Fliggle, A Floop." So, come experience a poetic extravaganza that is sure to "knock your socks off!" But don't take our word for it. Listen to what all the critics are saying:

Wow, what a book! Simply amazing!
I couldn't stop laughing!
--Bettina Bopp

Hilarious... Sensational... Astonishing!
I'd give it 3 thumbs up!!
--Maxwell the Turtle

I chuckled, I chortled, I tittered, I guffawed.
I even fell down and rolled around on the floor!
--Sir Bentley the Pig

Absolute nonsense--a total delight!
--Jilly Jamster