Delusions of Mediocrity

(The Self-Help Book That Was Never Supposed to Happen)

What if the secret to success was... not trying so hard?

Elliot Firth was a struggling writer with a long history of bad career choices, crippling self-doubt, and an allergic reaction to motivational speakers. So, naturally, he wrote a book about embracing failure, rejecting hustle culture, and admitting that nobody actually knows what they're doing.

Then, somehow, it became a bestseller.

Now, people think he's a self-help guru.

(He is not.)

Inside Delusions of Mediocrity, you'll find:

✔️ Why hustle culture is a scam and ambition is overrated.

✔️ The bare-minimum approach to success (and why it works).

✔️ How perfectionism is ruining your life-and how to escape it.

✔️ The real reason rich people seem confident (spoiler: they're just faking it better).

✔️ A step-by-step guide to failing upwards with minimal effort.

If you've ever felt like an imposter, a burnout victim, or a professional overthinker, this book is your permission slip to stop pretending you have it all together.

Because here's the truth:

✅ Nobody knows what they're doing.

✅ You're doing fine.

✅ Now take a deep breath and go touch some grass.

(Warning: Side effects of reading this book may include quitting your job, embracing mediocrity, and finally getting some sleep.)

"Oh, Prophet. You wrote a book to complain about life, and now they worship your wisdom. The irony is delicious."