Dirk Quigby's Guide to the Afterlife: All you need to know to choose the right heaven

"Impish and delightful-a hilarious Zagat's Guide to Heaven!"-Ray Bradbury

"A fantastical, profound, hilarious and rollicking good ride through the heavens and hells of the afterlife! A wonderful book."-Margaret Cho

"The Guide to the Afterlife is a mixture of fact and fiction, faith and mysticism at its best." -The New York Journal of Books

Hell's too full, so the Devil hires ad man Dirk Quigby to pen a travel guide enticing travelers to different afterlives: Hindu, Catholic, Protestant (that one's got a lot of subdivisions), Scientologist, and more. Instead of writing a boffo bestseller, Dirk unites all religions in a common goal: kill Dirk.