Dog Bandits

Your screams of anguish have been heard, animal lovers. Have no fear. For every problem, there is a nifty, outrageously expensive taxpayer-funded solution. In this case, it is California's Pet Animal Division, an agency whose sole purpose is to recover the kidnapped pets of the Heartland's disgustingly rich ruling elite. And we all know they need help. Right?

Enter Chief Agent Conner Mudrick and his Mudhounds, a disparate team of detectives who rule the dognapping world, crisscrossing the state in helicopters and limos, determined to keep their perfect record intact. Join them as they solve a myriad of cases that involve such oddities as an alien abduction, a sociopathic magician, a heartsick AI computer, a virgin porn star, and the most gifted woman on the planet, among others.

It's a delightful book, full of laughs and mysteries, made in a perfect size to fit that dusty magazine rack in the bathroom. Buy it now and impress your guests. Just check that rack before everyone leaves.