Dog Heaven and Cat Hell Are Probably the Same Place

Laugh until you cry as you enjoy this hysterically bizarre compilation of "profound" thoughts and absurd quotes such as:

"I don't think kidnappers should offer candy and toys to kids. They should offer something educational, like a calculator or a good book. Kids don't read enough nowadays."

"I bet a popular joke in medieval days was to sneak up behind a knight and stick a "kick me" sign on his armor with a magnet."

"You'll never find a meteorite made out of cheese, and you know why? Cheese burns up too easily as it falls through our atmosphere."

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