Down to Earth

The sentient squid of the planet Steranko have a bit of a problem. Their king is a lunatic, their people are aimless, and their spaceships have been turned into theme parks. Now, when a crucial mineral shortage sends them back into space, they will find that their last hope for survival has come down to Earth. But unfortunately for them, that quaint little planet is still stuck in the Stone Age.

How does an advanced race of aliens negotiate with a caveman? Who will win when one of the parties brings a club to a gun fight? And how does an alien from across the galaxy get an Irish accent?

Find out in the book that's been called "Mel Brooks mashed with Monty Python, Star Trek and Jurassic Park."

** Note: formerly titled "An Alien Ate Your Dinosaur."