Dry Off Book 3.0

The idea of the Dryoff Book Series came from a joke contest he held in his
classroom on Monday mornings. Students would submit jokes in a cardboard
box placed in the classroom, appropriately named the "dry box". Lanehart
would choose five jokes from the box to read to the class, who would then
grade them on a scale of 1-10, according to the dryness of the joke.
The student whose joke received the highest number at the end of the day
would receive a new, straight from the custodian's office, never been used,
brown paper towel, autographed with their name and the words "Dry Off." The
idea behind the paper towel was that you never knew when you might have
to dry off.
Lanehart has written The Dryoff Book 1: The Mysteriously Silly Solo Edition, The
Dryoff Book 2: The Dynamically Dumb Duo Edition, and now The Dryoff Book
3.0 for Smarties. These books consist of a compilation of all of the jokes that
have been submitted. He has tried to engage his readers young and old, to enjoy
the refreshing and innocent feeling dry humor can bestow. He has meticulously
illustrated many of the jokes with clipart to give the jokes more of a "dry feeling."
This is the third of four books, with The Not So Dryoff Book 4: The Critically
Ashamed Insensitive Edition as the last in the series.