Dumbness Is A Dish Best Served Cold (Dear Dumb Diary: Deluxe)

Life at Mackerel Middle School is as dumb as ever -- but Jamie Kelly may have finally found the key to fame, fortune, and fabulousness. She's entering a contest, and the prize is BIG. The only problem? To win, she has to come up with a recipe ... that people would actually want to eat. Since Jamie's sophisticated observations about food include, 'I think that if you're going to talk with your mouth full, it should be full of donuts' this contest is guaranteed to be a hilarious disaster.