Edison Blue

It's the End of the World as we know it.
Edison Hawthorne is about to be vaporised in a hail of reality-fracturing missiles launched by a mysterious alien known only as The Entity.
Edison's one chance of survival lies in a large, hi-tech egg built by his mother, an inventor.
The egg does its job. Edison survives the destruction of his city. But when he wakes up, the world has gone insane.
Humanity has been bombed back to the Stone Age.
People are unaware of the concept of chocolate.
Edison is as blue as a peacock.
And his phone thinks it is as human as he is, and no longer wants to be his slave...