Eduardo Guadardo, Elite Sheep

Eduardo Guadardo may look fluffy. He may look cute. But hes no little lamb. Hes about to graduate from the FBIthats the Fairytale Bureau of Investigationsas an Elite Sheep. He knows five forms of kung fu, and he can outfox the foxiest of foxes. In fact, hes so good they put him on his own case: to keep the farmers daughter, Mary, safe from Wolf, Troll, and Witch. Its a job for somebody baaaaaaadsomeone like a soon-to-be Elite Sheep. The thing is, protecting Mary isnt quite as easy as Eduardo expected This imaginary backstory for Mary Had a Little Lamb is hilarious, action-packed, and filled with subterfuge (that means pulling the wool over your eyes, for you civilians).