Embrace the Lie(s)

Buckle up for the wildest golf tournament on the planet! "Embrace The Lies" introduces Noah Philter, the infamous former part-time president and golf cheat extraordinaire, who once saved a cat named Toto. This work of fiction features speedy golf carts, slow-moving Senator Glitch McDonnell and Supreme Court judges doubling as caddies to cover their golf membership 'duties'. Oh, and Senator O'Josh Haulinas is being chased by an ostrich mascot-because why not? With sinkholes, fainting goats, and more, this farcical adventure is as unique as it is absurd. But don't get too comfortable this is just the beginning! With its engaging prose and a comprehensive 10,000-word series encyclopedia, "Embrace The Lies" is a page turner you won't want to put down. And when you're ready for more, "Embrace The Virus(es)" awaits, featuring a whirlwind of chaos, including Mother Nature's fury, constitutional scramble, Project 2025, and teenagers upset about their father's role in the mess. That father? Wallabie Richman, the media mogul behind TOXic & Friends Media. Plus, witness an epic battle for the GOP's soul between the 1864 Monocle Party and the 1724 Kingservative Party. And finally the GOP's replacement for OBummercare, 'INADEQUIT HEALTHCARE SYSTEM'. The stakes are high: reality itself hangs in the balance as the trifecta of viruses-fascism, greed, and the mysterious Sporebourne Virusx-threatens to unleash an unprecedented disaster, unlock untold wealth, or both. Dive into "Embrace the Lies" and the forthcoming "Embrace the Viruses" to find out! It's so crazy, this can't be planet Earth, can it?