Everyday Petty

You've all been asking, and I've finally delivered! Introducing "Everyday Petty" - your ultimate guide to verbal sparring, comebacks, one-liners, and head-scratchers that'll leave everyone scratching their heads even more. This collection, 15 years in the making, features the craziest, weirdest, most out-of-this-world stuff I've ever said or heard. Dive deep into my mind and explore the chaos within.With over 150 perfectly crafted verbal gems selected from a pool of over 6,000 entries, this book is the perfect treat for yourself or a loved one!Prepare for unstoppable laughter with my BRAND-NEW book! Step into a world of wit and humor with clever one-liners, ingenious excuses, and razor-sharp comebacks. Perfect for every occasion, from dinner parties to office banter. Guaranteed to keep you laughing!