Everything: A Book of Aphorisms

"The Rochefoucauld of the Twitter generation has arrived. Aaron Haspel's crisp, curt, cold-eyed aphorisms pack the maximum amount of truth into the minimum amount of space - and do it with elegance and wit." -Terry Teachout, drama critic, The Wall Street Journal

"Delightfully witty, painfully true, and thoroughly enjoyable reading...a gem on every page." -Megan McArdle, Bloomberg columnist and author of The Up Side of Down

"Aaron Haspel is good, very good." -Nassim Nicholas Taleb, author of Antifragile and Skin in the Game

"My favorite aphorist of the 21st century." -Colin Marshall, Boing Boing

"Extremely good...wry, wise rules." -James Geary, author of The World in a Phrase and editor of Geary's Guide to the World's Great Aphorists