Fifty Hues of Hairy Legs and Morning Breath

Meet Annabella Stevens, a university student with a penchant for Kit Kat Chunkies. She wears Bridget Jones style granny pants and sometimes forgets to cut her toenails. She begins a relationship with Christopher Green, a man who despite never doing a stroke of work, runs a multi-million pound business. He eats with his mouth open, throws his pants on the floor, and as much as people would like to believe he has 'copper highlights' he's actually ginger. Oh, and he also likes to put women over his knee and spank them - In her hilarious literary debut, Camille Harding presents her own unique spin on Fifty Shades of Grey, bared to you in the real (albeit cynical and slightly vulgar) world where nostril hairs, crusty feet and wobbly bums are ever-present -