Freshen Up Your Clam - A Seafood Cookbook

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Possibly the funniest book ever created (IMO)

If you are open-minded about giving perhaps the funniest gift at the Christmas party than this book could be just what you are looking for!  Do you know someone who needs to freshen up their....attitude?  This dirty cookbook will make even the sourest and must of women come alive with a whole new freshness. 

Who you can give it to as a Christmas present:

• The College girl - Lord knows she needs.


• You know who - yeah... her.  She needs it and we both know it.


• The single friend with a cat- I think we all know why.


• Grandma Delores - Let her finish on top


• Finally, your married friend with kids!  Poor thing.

No gift will make your loved ones Christmas like our Dirty Girl Cookbook.  Watching their face as they open it up will be worth it many times over.  You will never forget the laughter shared together.  That is what the Holidays are all about!  Our Dirty Girl Cookbook recipes bring families together.

• P.S: This book is also perfect for a white elephant gift, secret Santa gift or Yankee swap exchange or just an old-fashioned gag gift.


• P.S.S: For my men out there, this is a great gift for the wife, her, or girlfriend or any women whom you want to impress.