Gamer Logs into a Bar?

Gaming just got a whole lot funnier. What was the console gamer's New Year's resolution? 1280x720. Why did Frogger cross the road? Because after an hour and a half you've finally completed the level. Why would a grown-up want to play Pokémon Go? Wynaut? This is a joke book for anyone who knows that AAA isn't just a battery type, you don't need scissors to do some crafting and that you don't have to go outdoors to try camping. *Parental guidance: Occasional fruity language and jokes of a sexual nature*