Ghetto Rhymes

In Ghetto Rhymes
the authors have poked fun of the traditional nursery rhymes
and added a ghetto twist.

You remember Goldie Lox and the Three Bears well what about Dread Locs and the Bears?

Later for the porridge said Dread Locs,
Me and the bears are going to swing by the joint
and pick us up a chickn' box

Remember Humpty Dumpty?

In Ghetto Rhymes Humpty while chillin' on the wall
is harassed and arrested by the the cops
causing Humpty's fall


Find out how Humpty gets his revenge.

Then we have Mary, who had a little lamb
its fleece was white as snow
she took him to the slaughter house
and ordered lamb chops to go.

Little Miss Muffit
sat on her Tuffit
her husband of 17 years
left her with 17 kids
and now she had to Ruff it

All of the them are here.

Read about how they deal with welfare, unemployment, foodstamps and getting by day to day in the hood.
Also enjoy the glossary included in the back of the book of slang used in the "hood"


This book is a good read, just silly
and for anyone who loves to laugh.