How I Stole Your Mother (FANTASY)

In a world of magic, thievery, and unthinkable heists, one rogue's plan to steal the impossible sets the stage for chaos, laughter, and a heartwarming adventure. How I Stole Your Mother is a darkly whimsical fantasy about family, redemption, and the lengths we go to save the ones we love.Grimm Oakenhand is a master thief, infamous for his audacious heists and his uncanny ability to escape even the tightest situations. But when his latest scheme goes awry, Grimm finds himself with an unusual-and impossible-request: to steal back a kidnapped woman from the clutches of the enigmatic Sorcerer King, who rules the land with an iron fist.The twist? The woman in question is the long-lost mother of Kiera, the sharp-tongued and fiery young noblewoman who hired Grimm. And she's not just any woman-she's also the Sorcerer King's most powerful weapon, bound to him by an ancient spell.Reluctantly teaming up with Kiera and a motley crew of misfit adventurers-including a bard who can't sing, a cursed knight afraid of the dark, and a wizard with unpredictable magic-Grimm embarks on the heist of a lifetime. Along the way, he uncovers secrets about his own past, the truth behind the Sorcerer King's rise to power, and a hidden connection to the very woman he's been tasked to steal.As the line between hero and villain blurs, Grimm must decide what kind of thief-and what kind of man-he truly is.How I Stole Your Mother is a thrilling and humorous fantasy adventure that combines daring heists, quirky characters, and a heartfelt exploration of love, family, and redemption. In a world where anything can be stolen, even the hardest hearts can be won.