How to be an Asshole

Follow my wisdom, and unleash your true potential. Or, underline/circle/nuclear-highlight certain sections before giving it to your friend, complete with an included space for a personalized ending written by YOU! This very book could help address your friend's failings in a never before offered option that allows you to improve them while out of swinging range! Just remember not to lose your composure while you give it to them, it's better as a surprise!