How to keep your wife: A little black book worth keeping

Society today would have you believe that certain behaviors are acceptable. In fact, if we don't participate in certain worldly pleasures such as, partaking of alcoholic beverages in excess, smoking, being promiscuous, or hanging out until the crack of dawn some people think that we are boring, and couldn't possibly be enjoying life. That couldn't be further from the truth. I chose to write this book for the men since it's usually the men who have a hard time settling down, and when they do, you can usually find them somewhere complaining about their wives. What they do what they don't do, how they look, just to name a few of the complaints. Haven't any of you men ever heard "Happy wife happy life"? What does it take to make your wife happy? That's what this book is about. This book is not meant to be a step-by-step instruction manual, but it will give you some guidelines to follow.