Hurts So Good

Have you ever had a good cry? Maybe it is rare for you, or maybe it happens at the drop of a hat.

Have you ever wondered about the biology of tears?

Have you ever noticed the physical aspects of your emotional tears? Quivering abs? The prick of tears in your eyes? Chest tightening? Throat hurting? Nostrils flaring? Mouth crumpling?

Have you ever been scolded or criticized for crying?

Would it intrigue you to know that there are significant similarities between emotional tears and orgasm?

Join Jayne Wesler to delve into this most baffling of human behaviors: the shedding of emotional tears or, as we know it in the vernacular, a 'good cry.'

In this riveting expose, Ms. Wesler illuminates the parallels between orgasm and emotional tears, thereby demonstrating a biological legitimacy to the need for a good cry. Just as sex is the all-time, one-and-only treatment for epididymal hypertension, commonly known as "Blue Balls," a good cry is the only remedy for a frustrated and achy soul-a Blue Heart.