I Hate My Son-In-Law

When your daughter was born, you probably thought about, may have even dreamed about, the kind of man that she would (you hoped her to) marry. That perfect man, the man who you would be proud of - your Son-In-Law.

That wonderful day finally arrives. Your daughter gets married. But to your horror, disapproval and disappointment, your daughter married a loser, an idiot, a real dickhead or wanker, someone you truly despise. From that day forward, you may had thought all was lost, that there was nothing you could do.

This happened to me, and that's what I thought.

Over the months and years that followed, I thought about and later put into action 100 things that enabled me to get my revenge.

Here are a few of the things I did to my son-in-law:

No. 1 I used his toothbrush to clean the bathroom sink drain hole.

No 16 I stuck my finger down my throat and barfed all over the hood of his car.

No. 21 I put some fresh dog poop in his jacket pocket.

No. 40 I farted on his pillow, more than once.

No. 85 I ordered Suzy the sex doll for him, to be delivered to his home while he was at work and his wife (my daughter) was sure to be home.

This book demonstrates that a creative mind and taking action can enable anyone to feel a lot better when things aren't the way they want them to be.