Ideological Idiocy

Conservatives are busy trying to save the
world. The world is going to heck in a handbasket, and
liberals are trying to figure out whether to hold angry
peace rallies or celebrate the environment by leaving their
signs on the grass for productive people to clean up. If
only they knew how many trees and bunny rabbits were
murdered on 9/11 by people unconcerned with carbon
emissions. Liberals like to declare every conservative on
the planet to be either evil or stupid. Ideological Idiocy
is about their declaration of our being unenlightened dolts.
This is ideological idiocy. Having liberals declare the
author stupid is like listening to members of the KKK call
him insensitive. Conservatives must remember that our
critics do not matter. Nobody listens to these crying
children. For those that do not have a blunt instrument
nearby, or are looking for a solution that avoids jail,
humor is a powerful weapon. Use it against the left every
moment they breathe. They may get offended, but that is the
point. The only thing that the author wants to communicate
in this book is that without love and laughter, there is no
life. Nothing he does will change the world, but if it gets
a stiff person to lighten up and smile, he is pleased.