If That Was Lunch, We've Had It

If That Was Lunch, We've Had It is a smart, sassy, very funny romp. The story features Rodney, Will and their friends as they live, love, work, play sport, and create mayhem in their attempt to achieve literary immortality and squillions of dollars. Asked what genre their novel belongs to, the only possible answer in their minds is "Best seller!" The story blends time and place. It is about coming of age amid the absurdities, inequalities and climate threats of modern life. From New Zealand to Philadelphia, Tahiti to Vancouver Island, Jeddah to Australia, Hawaii to Liverpool, and Fiji to London, the friends never give up on their dream. "I've been thinking, bro, maybe we should join a writers' group." Rodney, surprisingly, sounded serious. "What for? I've been to a writers' group. It was called school." "We need a catalyst." "I'd rather chew barbed wire." "I've heard a lot of women go to writers' groups." Kim bit into a celery stick wrapped in a lettuce leaf. "Sign me up." I wasn't stupid.