If You Give a Bear a Bong

Light up and laugh out loud at this adult parody of a favorite childrens series. A hilarious gift for your favorite stoner. "If youve ever thought about getting high with a bear, you should definitely read Sam Miserendinos parody, If You Give A Bear A Bong. In fact, you should probably read it even if youve never been tempted to share a bong with a bear, because the bud-loving bear in Sams book will, no doubt, remind you of someone you know. Maybe even someone you know really, really well (think person in the mirror)." High Times A humorous play off of the bestselling If You Give a Moose a Muffin, this book tells the story of a bear that had just one too many bong hits. Following the success of other adult-themed parodies of childrens books, like Go the F*ck to Sleep, author Sam Miserendino presents a delightful tale that will entertain readers with its charming combination of innocence and lack thereof. Featuring gorgeous full-color illustrations by illustrator Mike Odum that accompany the text, this heartwarming cautionary tale informs readers of the dangers of mixing marijuana and large mammals.